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TH(marek)
.SH NAME
marek \- he who navigates a conversation in a completely different direction
without even noticing that
.SH DESCRIPTION
.B marek
is the maintainer of tum-manpages, the manpage collection that you are
currently reading. It is some kind of jargon file, like back in the old
MIT AI lab days.
.PP
Frequently seen bitching about stuff, like hardware, software, other people,
himself and YOUR MOM.
.SH QUIRKS
.B marek
once made an iPad from scratch, that is, from paper. Nonsense, but awesome.
.PP
Uses a strange font for hand writing: puts totally un-functional rings
above 'i' and 'j' characters. Even
.B lisl
flames him for that.
.PP
Collects colorful advertisements of clubs in the mensa to use them as
bookmarks. It is unknown whether he actually visits these clubs, though.
.PP
Now an Android fanboy. Proof: His smartphone and his hand merged.
.PP
He pretty much hates everything, as his most used phrases are "X is shit"
and the always-popular "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU". Also, speaks in memes. Like, all
the time.
.PP
One of the CS students liking Zero Punctuation, a weekly webcast by a guy
who rants about games with incredible amounts of swear words. For others, see
.B
luke
and
.B
manuel
. They all have toxic humor, apparently.
.SH OPERATING SYSTEMS
.ul
Arch Linux
(using a package manager written in Bash),
.ul
Android
(he is addicted to the interactive wallpaper)